SON: HEY DAD, YOU MIND IF I BORROW YOUR CAR FOR A DATE??? PROMISE I'LL KEEP IT UNDER 80 :) 
DAD: YEA, THAT SOUNDS LIKE A GREAT IDEA, I JUST PAIDED A MILLION FOR IT, I GUESS THAT WAS ONLY POCKET CHANGE THO, SURE WHY NOT, JUST REMEMBER WHAT YOU SAID ABOUT THAT 'LIL NUMBER 80!!! SON: ALRIGHT, I'LL BE HOME BEFORE 12. (OH YEAH, IF ONLY HE KNEW!!!) 
WELL, IT WAS A FUN RIDE, I GOT IT UP TO 200MPH, AND THEN SLID FOR ABOUT 1 MILE BEFORE I STOPPED, MEET A POST FACE TO FACE , THATS WHY I'M FINALLY "POSTING' AGAIN. 
THE COP WASN'T TOO IMPRESSED, I WASN'T EITHER, LOOK PO PO, MY HORSES ARE LAYING ON THE ROAD, THATS REAL ATTRACTIVE!!!! 
SHREDDED FERRARI ANYBODY, HEARD IT'S REAL GREAT FAST FOOD!! 
YOU KNOW, I WAS ACTUALLY THINKING ABOUT RETIRING BEFORE I BOUT THE CAR, GUESS I'LL HAVE TO NOW ANYWAY!!!! 
THE COCK PIT AFTER THE ACCIDENT, TALK ABOUT AN AWESOME CRASH RATING, WHO EVER WAS IN THIS CAR ACTUALLY WALKED OUT OF IT TOO. 
THE TAIL END OF THE WHOLE ORDEAL...HEY, CLOSE THAT DOOR, YOUR LETTING THE BUGS IN. WOULDA BEEN AN INTERSTING ACCIDENT TO SEE, HERES THE REAL STORY... > SON BORROWS NEWLY BOUT CAR FOR A TEST DRIVE................AND HITS A POWER POLE DOING 200 MPH. > THE DRIVER ONLY HAD SOME BRUISES, (SEAT BELT) AND 2 SMALL CUTS >CAR LOSS, $1 MILLION BUX! WAITING LIST FOR NEW ONE, 2 YEARS > Q. -WHEN CAN SON BORROW DADS CAR AGAIN??? > A. -NEXT LIFE-TIME!!!http://audio.xanga.com/flaimbroiltmekanic/32bf9286313/audio.html >Q. -WHEN WILL "WILD" KID NOT BE GROUNDED AND SEE THE LIGHT OF DAY??? >A. -SAME DAY THE POLAR ICE CAPS MELT...BUT HE IS FORTUNATE TO STILL BE ALIVE!!! PRICELESS!!!!!!..............CAR ONLY HAD NINE MILES ON IT, ONE MILE OF IT WAS DURING THE WRECK!!!! WOW! HEY, IT'S ME AGAIN, DA FALIMBROILTMEKANIC STILL ROAMING IN PA. I'LL BE MOVING OUT AT THE END OF THE YEAR WHEN MY SIS AND BRO-IN-LAW, MOVE OUT... THERE GONNA MOVE OUT TO INDIANA, SO I'LL AT LEAST STILL BE ABLE TO KEEP TRACK OF THEM. IT'S BEEN GOOD BEING OUT HERE AND SEEING HOW LANCASTER CNTY OPERATES, ACTUALLY HANG OUT WITH MY FRIENDS WAS A BIG HIGHLIGHT, I THINK I'LL STICK WITH LIVING IN INDIANA, LOT LESS PEOPLE AND SLOWER PACE. SEEMS LIKE I HAVE ALOT OF DESCISSIONS TO MAKE HERE IN THE NEXT 6 MONTHS, NOT SURE WHAT ALL GOD HAS FOR ME, BUT IT'S EXCITING TO LIVE FROM DAY TO DAY AND SEE HOW GOD WORKS IN MY LIFE AND ALLOWS THINGS TO WORK OUT, EVEN IF IT AINT QUITE WHAT I EXPECTED, GOD'S USUALLY THE BEST WHEN IT COMES DOWN TO MAKING THE LAST MOVE, HE'S RIGHT ON WITH WHAT'S SUPPOSE TO HAPPEN. TTYL, GEORGE!!! | 
